"Skin-and-boner Victoria Beckham is the subject of an extensive five-page investigation in this week's NW. An apparent addiction to cosmetic surgery coupled with too much money and a completely warped sense of reality has the mag predicting that VB "will be the next Michael Jackson".The story estimates the footballer's wife has spent some $300,000 on her face and body including a whopping $71,250 on her b's, which we presume are made of gold shavings and diamond dust, for that price.
The story goes on to discuss the catalogue of other procedures VB has undergone including a $16,600 bum implant operation, allowing her to wear "skin-tight skirts showing off a rounded, more voluptuous backside than ever before".
If ever there was an example of poetic justice this must surely be it. Who could have predicted that a thin-obsessed whippet like Victoria Beckham would one day actually have to buy herself a fat bottom? If only someone had alerted Kirstie Alley - she could have shifted the weight a lot faster than she did with Jenny Craig.(Sydney Morning Herald)
