"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Abilities wither under faultfinding, blossom with encouragement."-- Donald A. Laird
"Never react emotionally to criticism. Analyze yourself to determine whether it is justified. If it is, correct yourself. Otherwise, go on about your business."-- Norman Vincent Peale
"When you hear a polar bear's laughter in your right ear, know you are pretty much in the brown stuff " -- Harry Tegill
"The whole point of sex is to find something better to do than having a drive through burger" -- Percy Halor
"I know I have to left feet, but when she got the zipper stuck, my world ended" -- Malcolm Keran
"Paraffin wax? What am I supposed to do with that?" -- Cliff Hanger