A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials. - Ronald Knox
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.- Colin Chapman
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined - Samuel Goldwyn
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin