From The Ridiculous To The Sublime: Why we should require the U.S. Government to add hormone-disrupting BPA to all bottled water to “tame” men into being metrosexuals

Natural News: Moffit is our resident gender fluid progressive, and zhe thinks that BPA in bottled water is a benefit to society because it turns men into metrosexuals. Zhe calls it an “enrichment” and thinks plasticizer chemicals should be mandated in all bottled water. Yes, it sounds insane, and we don’t endorse this position, but we present it here so that you can stay informed of what progressives are thinking. Read and weep:

New “enrichments” added to the water supply, in all forms, will help society prevent war, reduce domestic “disturbances,” and finally solidify equal rights women have so desperately been fighting for over the past century. Plastic chemicals (including bisphenol-A) and Atrazine (a pesticide that turns male frogs into females) are being considered beneficial now, and may soon be listed as “enrichments” or “societal accompaniments” in the most common liquid consumed by citizens of America – water.

The latest advanced scientific, food study developments are crossing gender fluidity with additives that have proven to be less of “contaminants” and more of beneficial and effective supplements that “boost feminine qualities in men,” thus adding to a more peaceful country that more appropriately respects the rule of law, which may soon be the United Socialist States of America.
Stop calling BPA, fluoride, and Atrazine contaminants – they’re now “enrichment additives” purposely put in all water to ensure peaceful rule and worldwide socialistic pansgenderism...read more>>>...