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Thursday 16 September 2021

SNP Business Spokesman Has Facemask Meltdown In Commons

 [Richie Allen]: SNP Business Spokesman Pete Wishart had a proper old meltdown in the commons this morning. Wishart was disgusted that very few Conservative Party MP’s wore a face covering to yesterday’s Prime Minister’s Questions.

According to Wishart, yesterday’s scenes at PMQ’s were “simply a disgrace,” because there was “barely a face mask on a tory mush.”

“For goodness sake, put a facemask on,” he screamed at the Tory benches.

Oh, shut up you tart. I wish the commons would descend into the sort of chaos we sometimes see in Eastern European parliaments. It’s a shame Steve Baker or Desmond Swayne didn’t leap down from the backbenches and chin the fecker.