The White House is claiming that Dr. Jill Biden, the wife of fake president Joe Biden, recently tested "positive" for the Fauci Flu while vacationing in Delaware. In response, Joe Biden has decided to wear a mask indoors.
Despite being double-vaccinated and twice-boosted, Dr. Jill is still getting sick with COVID, though she is said to be suffering "only mild symptoms." Even so, Joe is covering his face with a COVID mask to hopefully persuade the dumbest Americans to follow his lead.
"This evening, the First Lady tested positive for COVID-19," announced Elizabeth Alexander, Dr. Jill's communications director. "She is currently experiencing only mild symptoms. She will remain at their home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware."
In a follow-up statement from White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, it was declared that Joe himself tested "negative" for COVID, but is still choosing to wear a mask.
"Following the First Lady's positive test for COVID-19, President
Biden was administered a COVID test this evening," Pierre said. "The
president tested negative. The president will test at a regular cadence
this week and monitor for symptoms."...<<<Read More>>>...