It’s been a long time coming, but finally, inexorably, like a Wuhan lab
leak, the truth about COVID-19 appears to be seeping out. Short of
running the world’s largest Excel spreadsheet on ‘conspiracy theories
which came true’, it appears safe to say that the anti-vaxxers and
covidiots among us (other slurs are available from those who learned
nothing from Brexit) were right about practically everything.
So,
how did we know – we ‘little people’, who clearly aren’t world-renowned
virologists and therefore had no right to an opinion on the matter? I
suspect, like most of you, I know bullshit when I smell it, a talent for
which we receive neither thanks nor apology from those bereft of the
ability. In my case I had a slight advantage (having literally written the book on bullshit), and I’ll repeat what I wrote back in 2019:
The
very least that scammers, politicians and governments could do it seems
to me is not insult the public’s intelligence with lies which wouldn’t
pass muster in a primary school detention.
Unfortunately in the
case of Covid, the lies told by our governments were so breathtakingly
amateur, even the most conformist among us had no credible option but to
question them.
For me the penny dropped with the justification
for the first lockdown – we had to do it to save nan and granddad, the
Tories told us. This raised serious alarm bells immediately. Short of
their propensity to vote, no government gives a hoot about anyone past
retirement age. In fact, the ideal scenario would be for us all to drop
dead the moment we qualify for a state pension. Otherwise, there’s
always the danger that the elderly will continue to drain the Exchequer,
monopolise hospital beds, housing stock and space on public transport,
and otherwise clog up infrastructure which could be better invested in
Mohammad and Abdul, fresh off the latest Uber dinghy at Dover. In fact, Boris Johnson’s initial reaction to Covid was precisely that it was “nature’s way of dealing with old people”.
But
of course, the most obvious indication that something was amiss was the
behaviour of those in charge: the politicians and world leaders who had
access to all the information, and nonetheless spent their time breaking lockdown, failing to keep their genitals a socially distanced six feet (or even six inches) apart, bringing their own booze
to ‘work events’, and whipping their masks off the minute the cameras
stopped rolling. In other words, those with the most to live for knew
(or at the very least acted as if they knew) that they were in no danger
from Covid whatsoever....<<<Read More>>>....