Lock yourselves down inside your homes! Break out the masks and
prophylactic face-shields! Switch off what’s left of your critical
faculties and prepare yourselves to “follow the Science!”
Yes,
that’s right, just as the survivors of The Simulated Apocalyptic Plague
of 2020-2021 were crawling up out of their Covid bunkers and starting to
“build the world back better,” another biblical pestilence has
apparently been unleashed on humanity!
This time it’s the dreaded
monkeypox, a viral zoonotic disease endemic to central and western
Africa that circulates among giant pouched rats, squirrels, dormice, and
other rodents and has been infecting humans for centuries, or
millennia. Monkeypox causes fever, headaches, muscle aches, and
sometimes fluid-filled blisters, tends to resolve in two to four weeks,
and thus poses absolutely zero threat to human civilization generally.
The
corporate media do not want to alarm us, but it is their duty as
professional journalists to report that THE MONKEYPOX IS SPREADING LIKE
WILDFIRE! OVER 100 CASES OF MONKEYPOX have been confirmed in countries
throughout the world! MONKEYPOX TASKFORCES are being convened! Close-up
photos of NASTY-LOOKING MONKEYPOX LESIONS are being disseminated! The
President of the United States says “EVERYBODY SHOULD BE CONCERNED!”
The
WHO is calling it “a multi-country monkeypox outbreak!” Belgium has
introduced a mandatory quarantine. The CDC has gone to “Alert Level 2!”
“Enhanced precautions” are recommended! In New York City, the nexus of
probably the most paranoid, mask-wearing, quadruple-“vaccinated” New
Normal fanatics on the face of the planet, the Department of Health is
instructing everyone to wear the masks they are already wearing to
protect them from both Covid and monkeypox, and smallpox, and largepox,
and airborne cancer, and God knows what other horrors might be out
there!
Here in the capital of New Normal Germany, Karl
Lauterbach, who, despite wasting hundreds of millions of Euros on
superfluous “vaccines,” attempting to compulsorily “vaccinate” every
man, woman, and child in the country, and otherwise behaving like a
fascist lunatic, remains the official Minister of Health, is excitedly
hopping up and down and hooting like a Siamang gibbon about
“recommendations for isolation and quarantine,” and other “monkeypox
containment measures.”
As Yogi Berra famously put it, “it’s like déjà vu all over again.”
Except
that it isn’t … or it probably isn’t. Before I could even finish this
column, the United GloboCap Ministries of Truth started dialing down the
monkeypox panic. It appears they’re going with “it’s a gay pandemic,”
or an “LGBTQ pandemic,” or an “LGBTQIA+ pandemic,” or whatever the
official acronym is by the time I click the “publish” button, and making
other noises to the effect that it might not be absolutely necessary
this time to order a full-scale global lockdown, release the drones and
robotic dogs, inject everybody with experimental drugs, and start
viciously persecuting “monkeypox deniers.”...<<<
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