Indeed ... it is perhaps best categorised as a 'mythological beast' in the same vein as The Unicorn. It would have been up until recently. However, one definite snippet of factual information about this mysterious creature is known ....
The creatures appear to possess some kind of mesmeric influence on all they fly over ... it appears they have the effect of making the improbable and the unbelievable seem like actual factual events. Only one thing appears to ward them off ... to scare them into vanishing into thin air .... next time a flying pig is sighted in your town ... quickly open a window in your house and mentally shout 'bollocks' .... that will get rid of the critter.
It is the totem animal of The Pied Piper. A flying pig will almost always appear in the skies above prior to another of the Pied Piper's speculative pieces of journalism appearing in press agencies around the world.
Currently there seems to be quite a number of these wondrous creatures in the skies above the UK. They appear like some kind of talisman for the elusive members of human society; and more importantly as a warning that bullshit is being spread.
They hover over the streets and meadows of Albion seemingly watching for the reaction of the good people who reside in the countryside below. Nobody has ever actually captured one of these creatures ... despite the numerous sightings in recent months ...
