Jim Joint, reporting for the New Zealand Herald, wrote that the super fans told him Adele had “flickering reptile eyes with a black stripe down the middle” and “scaly horns and protrusions” all over her body. She looked shocked, like she wasn’t prepared for the change,” a witness told the Herald.
Warning readers to “hold onto their hats”, the New Zealand Herald writer claims that a number of fans who were invited backstage to meet Adele witnessed the British singer “shapeshift into a giant lizard” and then apologize for scaring them, explaining that she meant no harm and is a “good reptilian.”
The New Zealand Herald has not responded to questions asking why they deleted the article from their website, or if they were acting under outside orders...read more>>>...
